Post by mouthofsauron on Jul 19, 2017 10:54:17 GMT
Why are you alive?
You’re lucky I came in at all.
A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He always arrives precisely when he means to.
About that raise…
It took longer than usual to satisfy your spouse this morning.
Oh sorry, I had to stop to catch this extremely rare pokemon.
Actually I’m taking the day off. I just dropped by to say hi.
Could you stand back a bit? I don’t feel like smelling your rancid coffee breath this morning.
I’m not late. There’s no such thing. Time is an illusion.
Shit, did I miss the gossip huddle at the water cooler?
Bitch please, that tie with that shirt?
Oh, I was just making up for leaving early yesterday.
Look on the bright side. The later I come in, the less time we’re forced to spend together.